love letter

my darling handsome,


(please read the following letter with this voice.)

 i can not think of anyone that is better suited for me.
although i wish you were more inclined to my spending money on frivolous things and
better at coming up with cute and endearing nicknames for me,
i am absolutely satisfied with your accepting my crazy white girl moves, never complaining when dinner isn't five stars, your honesty about my flat rear-end and it's attractiveness, and your genuine concern for my safety.
i could not have picked a better mate.
when i see you my heart starts dancing to this song.
maybe i do not express it the way i should.
i guess i am selfish with my feelings.
i should not be.
i will work on that.
i really really like you.
a lot.

love forever and ever,
yours truly

ps- it's friday.
we should go swimming.